SUPERMAN III (1983)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
Christopher Reeve still does wonders with the dual role of mild-mannered reporter, Clark Kent, and the superhero who can defy gravity, Superman. It is a role Reeve can play in his sleep, and he still makes it all rather credible. Superman performs last-minute rescues as usual, including rescuing a man who is about to drown in his own car! He also saves people at a chemical plant fire by freezing a lake and dropping it into the fire. Nifty! But something is missing. There is no awe, no sense of wonder. The people of Metropolis react to the sight of Superman as if he was a balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I could swear that a pedestrian even says, "Oh, it is just Superman." Even Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) shows up briefly, claiming she is going on vacation to Bermuda. She doesn't get to mention the name Superman and, needless to say, doesn't share any scenes with him, despite sharing a scene with Clark Kent. When Lois is out of the picture then you know the movie is in trouble (this had to do with Kidder's dispute with the Salkinds over not handing the directorial reins to Richard Donner although there is dispute over that).

Anyways, the plot of this sequel deals with a genius computer programmer (Richard Pryor) who is hired by some billionaire (Robert Vaughn) to cause weather problems in Colombia so that the entire coffee crop can be destroyed! Vaughn wants to control the coffee crop and oil! Alas, when Superman saves Colombia by turning a tornado upside down, a plan is needed to destroy Supe baby. Kryptonite is used but since it is created by scientists (since no fragments are known to exist on Earth), an unknown ingredient in the rock substance is replaced by tar! This turns Superman into a boorish drunk with a five o'clock shadow. He performs deeds that make the nation question his heroism. Evil Superman makes the Leaning Tower of Pisa straight (though that is not actually possible), has sex with the terminally smug "personal trainer" to Vaughn (Pamela Stephenson), and causes general havoc at the Olympics when he blows out the torch. Oh, and there is a subplot involving Clark's childhood friend, Lana Lang (Annette O'Toole), who is convinced by Clark to move to Metropolis since she will never meet the right guy in good old Smallville.
"Superman III" has several problems. Number one: the nefarious plot by the villains is never quite clear and thus lacks any urgency (despite the building of a supercomputer that can destroy anything in its path). Number two: the filmmakers think that this movie is a comedy but Pryor is a disaster on screen, looking stupefied through the whole movie. The movie is directed by Richard Lester (who also directed number II) and it even opens with a pointless slapstick ballet that has no place in anything associated with the name Superman. Number three: The Lana Lang character works but is given too few scenes, and O'Toole is forced to say truly outlandish dialogue that is neither funny nor dramatic ("Oh, my oil pan is leaking.") Number four: The music score by Giorgio Moroder is too campy and ill-conceived, much like the movie. I could go on.
The best scenes in the film involve Lois Lane and a confrontation between the good and evil Superman in a junkyard (Reeve is especially good at playing a raving lunatic). Kidder as Lois Lane has a priceless scene at the end where she meets Lana Lang, and her flash of a smile at Lang's diamond "sparkler" is a hoot. But that is all there is to "Superman III." It is like watching an Atari video game of the real thing. There were rumors that an Atari video game was in the works (some of it even shows up in the movie). But with no sense of astonishment or the barest of human relationships, this third chapter never quite takes flight.
Footnote: Despite my criticisms, "Superman III" is not a complete failure and some of it is boring yet some of it is also watchable. It is one of two movies I own on DVD that, despite not working at all in huge chunks, never actually leaves my mind. I still can't figure it out.








