THE KARATE KID, PART III (1989)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
If the then 27-year-old Ralph Macchio could no longer convince the audience he was the 17-year-old Daniel, the Brooklyn kid who could kick with the flair of a praying mantis, in the regrettably awful and crudely entertaining 1989 sequel, "The Karate Kid Part III," then what was left except sheer boredom? Amazingly, this latest chapter is not boring at all, but it is so sloppily written and acted in such a ham-handed way that it is almost impossible not to laugh.
Daniel LaRusso is back in L.A. from Okinawa with his mentor and friend, Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita), and is about to start college. Instead of an education, though, he takes his tuition money and helps Miyagi build his lifelong dream, a bonsai tree shop! Daniel is also interested in defending his title at the tournament he won against the drained and practically soused Kreese (Martin Kove) and his Cobra Kai school of karate thugs. Miyagi says no, and eventually Daniel concedes. But not before virtually bankrupt Kreese decides to go after the Karate Kid and his teacher with the help of a millionaire buddy, Terry (Thomas Ian Griffith), who has a magnificent home, dutiful servants, a profitable business involving dumping toxic waste, and is a hell of a martial artist. Terry is not about to let his old war buddy down, so he recruits the new karate "badboy" in tournaments, played by Sean Kanan (who was in a different kind of good/bad movie called "Rich Girl"). Terry's intention is to get the badboy to force Daniel to fight in a tournament, thus leading Terry to befriend, train and fool the blindsided and terminally stupid Daniel.
Let's face it: the "Karate Kid" movies were never truly believable. The first film had some ounce of credibility but what made it sing was the developing relationship between Daniel and the Zen-like master Miyagi (not to mention a sweet, credible romance between Macchio and Elisabeth Shue). The second film was merely a dull rehash without much else to recommend it except some beautiful locations. This movie is a recycled joke that merely recycles the airy dynamics of the first two movies. The exception is that Daniel no longer resembles the character Macchio created in the first film - he is a refrigerated replica of the smart-ass Daniel from Brooklyn. Miyagi is about the same, though there could have been some attempt to enhance his character and his origins. Daniel, though, is the one who hasn't learned anything from his master - he does, then he doesn't, and then he realizes his mistakes all too late in the game. The character in the original would never have fallen victim to the charms of Terry or his violent philosophies. And, for the first time, Daniel is such a sweet, sensible teenager that he befriends rather than dates the Cute Leading Girl (Robyn Lively). At least one honest trait remains in Daniel - he tries to apologize to a kid whose nose he broke.
Despite such glaring flaws, including the increasing stupidity of the main character, "Karate Kid Part III" is a fun bad movie, something that acts as sincere as an episode of Nickelodeon. It is hard to say what makes it so watchable despite the fact that nothing in it works. It is the kind of bad movie where Daniel is stuck in an unreachable pit at the bottom of a mountain, thanks to the bad guys who stole the suspension ropes, and all Daniel-son can say is (paraphrasing), "You suck man!" You get the idea.





















