THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN (1985)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
"The Legend of Billie Jean" is one of those harmless, innocent, hard-to-take-your-eyes-off 1980's flicks I remember watching on cable. I had seen it twice then but, honestly, I can hardly fathom what I liked about it. Call it one of those guilty pleasure flicks like "St. Elmo's Fire" where I recall finding both movies watchable and almost endearing, yet I find little else there. Billie Jean is the rebel of the movie, yet what in good God's green earth is she rebelling against?The movie aims to find a solid theme about what society might deem as trailer park trash and how they are trying to rise above it. Maybe. Young Billie Jean (Helen Slater) lives in a trailer park in Corpus Christi, Texas. She lives with her single mother who is trying to find the right man, and her younger brother, Binx (Christian Slater), who worships his Honda Elite scooter. There is some unnecessary business at the beginning where some blonde dudes make the moves on Billie and throw Binx's scooter in the lake. Awwww, what a travesty. This is the kind of slipshod material that you might encounter in a Friday the 13th flick. Before you know it, determined Billie Jean wants 608 dollars for the damage done to her brother's scooter since it turns out that one of those barechested, sunglass-wearing blonde bullies works at a shop with his father, Mr. Pyatt (Richard Bradford). Before long, Mr. Pyatt attempts to rape Billie and he gets shot by Binx and, well, we got a mess in our hands. The police search for Billie, Binx and their wayward friends as they flee the state. Ostensibly, a road movie though how Billie's picture in the papers inspires young folk remains a mystery. What inspires them exactly? That she is young, blonde and lovely and that she took a stand to demand money? When Billie eventually encounters a district attorney's son (the vibrant coolness of Keith Gordon) after breaking into his house, she videotapes herself with cropped hair, denim jacket and develops a slogan: "Fair is fair." And the nation of young people rise up, girls crop their own hair, and repeatedly chant that slogan.
At the end of the day, all Billie Jean wanted was the 608 dollars and, I surmise, an apology from the rapist creep of Mr. Pyatt who survives the shooting with a bullet in his arm. Naturally, Mr. Pyatt exploits Billie Jean and sells various posters and other mementos with her likeness. Say what? By the end of the film, the drama is all over when Mr. Pyatt's true colors come out in front of Billie's fans.
The performances are exceptionally good. Helen Slater gives us a forlorn Billie Jean, a girl who wants to right all wrongs. Christian Slater, in a peroxide look, was still working out his kinks in his acting but his presence speaks volumes. It is also great fun to watch Yeardley Smith (pre-Lisa Simpson from TV's "The Simpsons") as one of Billie's friends who just wants to tag along because her trailer park home life is miserable (a scene where she is brutally slapped by her mother almost rivals a similar moment in De Palma's "Carrie"). Almost anything with Peter Coyote (playing a sympathetic police detective) makes up for just about anything. But I do not know what to take away from "The Legend of Billie Jean." Slater's performance suggests anything but a rebel, or even a Joan of Arc (a scene where she watches a film clip of Jean Seberg's Joan of Arc is a pivotal point). She knows she is making a difference...but what difference is she making exactly?







