THE LAST DRAGON (1985)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
My memory of the mid-1980's in NY was that somehow being a Bruce Lee fan was not cool. I had a denim jacket designed with a black-and-white picture of Bruce on the back. I was very much into Bruce Lee thanks to my father who saw all his flicks in theaters in the 1970's. And then came along 1985's "The Last Dragon" which made it clear that it was definitely cool to be a fan of Bruce Lee. "The Last Dragon" functions as a standalone film with its story of a young kung-fu master who idolizes Bruce Lee and the art of Chinese Goju, as well as serving as an homage to Bruce Lee's own legendary films. Oh, yeah, and it is a blast of high octane energy that, even with Berry Gordy serving as executive producer with his Motown origins, never becomes an elongated music video like so many other 80's flicks with B-movie plots.
Taimak is Bruce LeRoy (actually Leroy Green), the idealistic, often philosophic master of Chinese Goju (a martial-art practiced by Ron Van Clief, who served as fight choreographer for this film). Not unlike Bruce Lee, Leroy runs his own martial-arts school and has a legendary status as someone who catches bullets with his teeth! When Leroy goes to see a Bruce Lee movie, he eats popcorn with chopsticks. Leroy's own master teacher (Thomas Ikeda) tells him that the lessons are over and to find his own master named Sum Dum Goy (a name that Leroy should've guessed early on was dubious at best) so he can achieve the final level: The Glow.
Problems arise when a local master of the martial-arts, the abrasive Sho'Nuff aka The Shogun of Harlem (Julius J. Carry III), looks for someone to challenge him to a fight. Sho'Nuff is obsessed with fighting Leroy, especially after shaming him in front of his students ("Kiss my Converse!") and practically destroying his family-owned pizzeria. Leroy has to fight him and also prove himself as a lover, not just a fighter, to Laura Charles (the late Vanity), the hostess with the mostess of a show called "Seventh Heaven." How does a skinny little lizard who calls himself the Last Dragon get anywhere near the glitzy Laura? It turns out she has issues with maniacal Eddie Arkadian (Christopher Murney), a snarly music promoter who has a Cindy Lauperish-singer for a girlfriend (a wacky Faith Prince) looking for a break. Eddie feels her truly mind-numbing, bizarre music videos would be a good fit for Laura's show which is more Solid Gold than anything else. Then again DeBarge's "Rhythm of the Night" video plays on her show (okay, hardly one of my favorites from this era) which doesn't seem to be part of the same universe as Vanity singing "7th Heaven" but what do I know.
Directed with an assured hand by Michael Schultz ("Coolie High"), "The Last Dragon" was a modest box-office hit in 1985 but it should've scored higher with audiences (critics mostly dismissed it). The whole cast has great appeal - their faces cling to us and we can't help but want to know these characters. There is Taimak's innocence crossed with an expert fighter who roars when you least expect it - it is not in the same class as Bruce Lee's cat-like grace and amazing presence but then again, who is in the same class? Vanity is simply dazzling and alluring and a hell of a singer - she has an angelic, becalming way about her and is electric on screen and has heavenly chemistry with Taimak. When it comes to Leroy's family, they are about as authentic as anyone can hope for, especially the late Leo O'Brien as Leroy's younger, brash brother Richie who sneaks into Seventh Heaven's studio. Both Leroy and Richie have a thing for Laura and there is some tension there but you can guess who ends up with her at the end. As for villains, the late Julius J. Carry III is an outrageous blend of Superfly crossed with Rick James - the guy you love to hate. Christopher Murney's Arkadian is simply the guy you hate - an angry, insolent jerk who resembles a fierce Danny DeVito. One remarkable shot shows him sitting at his desk with a neon-lit crown behind him - yep, he just might want to be King Arkadian.
Mostly a comic-book movie with terrifically jazzy, amped-up music from the likes of Smokey Robinson, Vanity and Willie Hutch, "The Last Dragon" functions as a sly martial-arts film crossed with music-video highlights, video art, a little rap, some breakdancing, a grindhouse theatre showing mixed-up reels of "Enter The Dragon" (that was a great touch) and some engaging, flawlessly choreographed fight sequences. It also has an infectious romance and a strong human component - Taimak's Leroy will not fight unless he has to and he has strong feelings for Laura, his family and is protective of his students. He is not the dark avenging angel of Bruce Lee nor does he need to be. After it is over, you'll come away applauding and cheering (which many in the audience did way back in that 1985 screening). "The Last Dragon" is infectious.







