THE COMPETITION (2018)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
Thora Birch is an actress with a rosy exterior yet her interior suggests less than rosy intentions. Here she plays a formula-devising scientist who has figured out a formula for men she temporarily dates - they will inevitably cheat within a 6-month period. It is actually a decent premise for yet another romantic comedy and Birch has the potential to deliver. Unfortunately, the screenplay by Kelsey Tucker is saddled with extraneous characters and a leading man who can suggest something less innocent than a rose, Chris Klein.The formula, known as the PIG theory concocted by Lauren (Birch) on her popular blog, clearly suggests that no man is beyond cheating and that her theory is always correct. When she is on board a cargo plane with her boyfriend before he skydives, she exclaims, "We are breaking up!" Of course, we think this guy cheated on her hence why she ends the relationship. Then there is the initial encounter with Calvin (Chris Klein) who works at a law firm and, oh guess what, his boss is Lauren's sister! But this encounter is hardly accidental. Lauren's sister , Gena (Claire Coffee), for reasons only known to her, wants Lauren to quit her PIG blog and become less cynical and get married and settle down, or something like that (Gena doesn't seem to be involved with any man either). The only catch is that Calvin has to get Lauren to give up her cynical, misandrist blog, thus ensuring that his future as partner in the law firm is assured.
If "The Competition" ran along those lines, it may have sneaked past the shopworn cliches as a quirky romantic comedy of manners. There is potential there with Birch's Lauren trying to be convinced that not all men are, well, pigs. It could've been spirited fun seeing Klein's Calvin persuading her with endless attempts to prove that he is not like others. The initial premise is immediately shuffled aside when Calvin reveals the plot I just described to Lauren in the first 15 minutes! Calvin gets the bright idea that there should be a competition among his and Lauren's friends. If any of his male friends are tempted by another woman and act on it, he loses. If not, she loses and gives up the blog. There is much less urgency and tension when the movie is reduced to a few tedious set pieces that do not wring much in the way of laughs or romance, or shall I say any anti-romantic angles.
Chris Klein is somehow miscast though he works well with Birch, the latter who is capable of working up sparks with any leading man. My issue with Klein ever since his "America Pie" days is that he always suggest a demeanor of a calculating, smooth operator, and not some sensitive "I am not like other guys" attitude. Calvin's friends are virtually anonymous and free of any real passing interest. The women that Lauren approves of wooing Calvin's friends are mostly strippers (hmmm, what is the message here?) We also get an unnecessary subplot about Lauren's mother marrying a younger Latino man, and far too much time spent on Calvin's friendly (and married) female associate that involves flinging breast milk!
Thora Birch does work a few wonders with her Lauren character, though at times her role is left out of the story. When we get too many scenes of Calvin's group of non-idiosyncratic friends, I lost interest. "The Competition" is adequate time-filler (based on a short film called "The PIG Theory", also written by Kelsey Tucker) but it could have mined its initial premise for something more than a cheating contest. A battle of wills carries more urgency.









