We are watching you

 ENEMY OF THE STATE (1998)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

With a title as generic as the movie itself, this latest Jerry Bruckheimer production is not as headache-inducing as "Armageddon" but it may still leave you with a slight migraine. That is not to say that "Enemy of the State" isn't fun, it is, but in a crudely packaged, sensationalistic way.

Let's consider the plot for a moment. Will Smith plays a labor lawyer named Robert Clayton Dean, whose life is already in peril before the plot thickens. He's facing problems with the Mob regarding a videotape and a troubling association with an ex-girlfriend (Lisa Bonet). By chance, he abruptly meets an old college friend of his (Jason Lee from "Chasing Amy") who slips a videotape into Dean’s shopping bag. This tape contains footage of the murder of a congressman, and it is up to the high-ranking National Security Agency (NSA) officials to get their hands on it. This agency is run by Thomas Reynolds (Jon Voight, the villain du jour), and he's eager to get the tape back since he was
at the murder scene.

It's a Kafkaesque downfall for Dean, who can't use any of his credit cards and can't convince his wife (Regina King) that he's innocent of all these charges they've drummed up in the media, including an alleged affair with his ex-girlfriend. Worse yet, Dean's house and his entire life is bugged right
through with high-tech surveillance equipment. Dean hides out and finds a certain Mr. Brill (Gene Hackman) who used to work for the NSA and can outwit any of those officials. Still, Dean is only a lawyer and makes stupid mistakes, like calling his wife. Wake up Dean, the phones are bugged too!

This film is illogical and senseless, but it moves at a fast clip. There are enough comical surprises by Smith, though the script makes him a little too bland for my tastes. He has a hectically funny scene where he pretends to be hotel hospitality, and undresses before a hysterical Asian couple while the
NSA are trying to catch him. Some scenes are unforgivably implausible, such as seeing Dean running down a tunnel in a white robe (wouldn't any car stop?); the NSA killing everyone they question except for Dean; a laughable Tarantino-like shootout between the Mob and the NSA, and so on.

"Enemy of the State" is a high-tech conspiracy thriller with no surprises or sense of real, imminent danger. It is too dependent on loud explosions and gimmicky, electronic music to remind us that we should feel tense. The outline of the plot is very similar to Coppola's classic "The Conversation," which was a deftly handled character study relying on dialogue and a quiet, understated style to convey the madness of privacy invasion. The other connection is the frenetic performance by Gene Hackman as a bug expert, practically the same role he played in "The Conversation," but with far less subtlety this time around.

All in all, this is an overdone popcorn thriller in the fast-cut, explosive style of producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Tony Scott ("Top Gun"). It'll keep you awake and you'll enjoy Smith's precious few quips, but you'll have forgotten about it by the next day.

Negligible Leads

 ROMANTIC COMEDY (1983)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

There is nothing more stale in Hollywood cinema than seeing the same old story told the same old way. Worse yet is casting two bright personalities on screen who do so little to bring it any new life. "Romantic Comedy" is as stale and generic as its title and its worst sin is casting two excellent actors as negligible romantic leads. 

So let's see Dudley Moore is Jason, a renown Broadway playwright who is about to get married to Allison (Janet Eilber, who just looks bored stiff). Jason is not the monogamist type since he has had some affairs. Mary Steenburgen is another playwright, Phoebe, who is about co-write a play with Moore. She arrives at his house, unaware he is about to get married on the day of her arrival. Everything falls apart from the start because nothing especially funny or romantic happens in the early scenes. Steenburgen looks out of place and Moore is somewhat incorrigible and arrogant. When Steenburgen steps inside his office without an invitation, he acts with an air of indifference. He proceeds to undress before her (no, no sexual proclivity here) but she is more smitten being in the same room with the well-known playwright to notice his birthday suit. Nothing here rings true, and the pacing slackens.

Oh, it only gets worse. These two bicker and fling papers across the room. Then Steenburgen falls in love with a reporter (Ron Liebman, an authentic, piercing New York presence). Moore is not exactly happily married yet falls out of it, especially after his wife is pregnant. And the movie laboriously goes on without a shred of real wit or punch or vitality. I wish I could say something nice about the film. You know a film is in trouble when you can't even remember what role Robyn Douglass played. 

I did not exactly dislike "Romantic Comedy" but I can hardly say it is worth the effort. Based on a play by Bernard Slade that originally starred Anthony Perkins and Mia Farrow, mediocre is written all over the margins of this film. Dudley Moore looks like he would rather be somewhere else. The only real spark is the winning personality of the bright angelic presence of Mary Steenburgen - she lights up the screen. I wish I could say that is enough. 

Sensitive, low-key weepie

 SIX WEEKS (1982)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

What might have been a melodramatic, sentimental weepie of a movie is handled with uncommon restraint by director Tony Bill. What might also have been an excessively melancholic disease TV movie of the week is given charm and far more of a low-key and sincere treatment. "Six Weeks" is that movie, and it also has one of the warmest and most sincere performances by Dudley Moore ever.

Dudley Moore is Patrick Dalton, a California politician currently running for a Congressional seat who believes "using humor is a disarming mechanism." He is trying to find the address of a fundraising event and gets help from a young, charming 12-year-old girl named Nicole (Katharine Healy). Dalton is so taken with her that he invites her to the fundraiser. Eventually Dalton runs in to Nicole's mother, Charlotte (Mary Tyler Moore), a rich cosmetics tycoon who is skeptical of politicians. Naturally Dalton hopes Charlotte will contribute to his campaign and she concedes, as long as he spends time with Nicole. Never mind the fact that Dalton has his own family to take care - Nicole has leukemia and only six weeks to live.

Most of "Six Weeks" is centered on Nicole's sweet demeanor and healthy optimism - she knows she will pass on soon enough but it doesn't mean she still can't fulfill a dream of dancing on the stage at the current Lincoln Center revival of "The Nutcracker." Nor does it mean she can't canvass calls at Dalton's campaign office. Nicole also senses the love developing between Dalton and Charlotte, which largely remains unconsummated. It is all those character details that brim to the surface of "Six Weeks" and makes us care for these people. Never once did I feel manipulated by the material because director Tony Bill ("My Bodyguard") establishes sensitivity without sensationalizing - it is the opposite approach that some lesser director and writer might have taken. 

If there is an issue with "Six Weeks," well, it is a very glaring issue - it has to do with Dalton's family life. Dalton has his own family and his wife (thankless role by Shannon Wilcox) is unsure of the time he has taken to care for this other family. I think I would have liked a little more depth in that area because the wife feels neglected and Dalton's response is to lie to her about his feelings for Charlotte. Either change Dalton's marital status to single and abandon this subplot or give it more weight. 

Still, "Six Weeks" will stay with me. I might have caught it on cable back in the 1980's and I do recall Katharine Healy's performance. She has that savory smile that could melt anyone's heart. Even a mock wedding for Dalton and Charlotte by Nicole felt more emotionally true than schmaltzy. Dudley Moore has charm in all the right places, and Mary Tyler Moore does her best to keep her emotions somewhat reserved until the inevitable, tear-inducing climax. My heart melted with this movie, that is all I can say. 

Fistful of Emotions

CRY MACHO (2021)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

Clint Eastwood's "Cry Macho" is not a despairing or nostalgic film about looking back at the good old days. It is not as reflective of a past life as other Eastwood pictures like "Gran Torino" or, more appropriately, his last great western "Unforgiven." Eastwood's character in this film, Mike Milo, is more of a simple man - a codger who is not looking forward or backward as much as looking at the present, the here and now. He loves tending to and riding horses and the ranch life. It is this very simplicity that makes Eastwood's Mike one of the more sympathetic characters he has played in years.

Mike does have flaws - a Texas ex-rodeo star who drinks too much and is always late for his work as a ranch hand. When he loses his job to his employer, Harold Polk (Dwight Yoakam), a full year passes before they speak again. Harold has a 13-year-old son named Rafael (Eduardo Minett), who is presumably living in Mexico with his unfit mother, Leta (Fernanda Urrejola), who lets him participate in cockfighting. Mike is asked to do a favor for Harold - bring his son back to the Lone Star state. Mike is reluctant yet goes ahead with the plan, crossing into a small Mexican town where he finds Rafael. Of course Rafael is hesitant to go back to Texas for a father he has not seen in ages. Along the way, the federales and Leta's bodyguards are pursuing them from town to town - as it turns out, Leta is more concerned over business matters than her son.

Mike's trip with Rafael gets rough when he decides he's not taking the risk with the federales on his tail - they argue since Rafa decides he wants to go to Texas along with his rooster named Macho (regardless of what some other critics said, this is hardly cringe-inducing even if it sounds like it on paper). Eventually things calm down and their long trip back includes campfires, frequenting cafes where Amarillo is served (Mexican kids can apparently get away with drinking tequila) and stopping at one lonely pueblo with a restaurant/cafe owned by the widowed Marta (Natalia Traven). Marta knows the pair is in trouble with the federales and lets them stay in a casita. It is no surprise that Marta melts Mike's heart and this is one of the few instances I can remember since Eastwood's "Bridges of Madison County" where we see a more benevolent Eastwood - his smile at Marta and the grandchildren makes for one of the more pleasurably romantic moments I've seen in a movie this year. 

"Cry Macho" defies the conventional aspects of what could have been a violent neo-Western thriller with Eastwood firing a few rounds at the federales. Rather the film is more of an examination of an older man who found out far too late in the game about making amends in life - he thought he had it all figured it out and he didn't. The most Eastwood does is punch Leta's bodyguard in the face and threaten him with a gun. Mike is not a killer - despite his occasional lapses in grunting and cursing, he is as innocent as his title character in "Bronco Billy." The movie is more lyrical to a degree, observing the wide open spaces of New Mexico (doubling for Mexico) and the small details of that Mexican pueblo with its inviting shrine to the Virgin Mary. Mike occasionally is asked by the townspeople to examine their wounded pet animals - something you don't normally see Clint Eastwood doing. He's almost seen as a savior to this pueblo but not quite, and thank goodness it did not go down that road. 

Written with affection and empathy by Nick Schenk (based on a N. Richard Nash 1975 novel), "Cry Macho" never bores and never pushes for extreme emotions or extreme action. It is decidedly the most unusual modern Western I've ever seen, at least since Wim Wenders' "Don't Come Knocking" with the late Sam Shepard. It is a relaxed, confident and low-key movie and from legendary director and star Clint Eastwood, I wouldn't expect less. 

This Town Isn't Big Enough For this Band

 THE SPARKS BROTHERS (2021)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

The Sparks Brothers as the name of a band? Heck, no, just call them the Sparks.

Director Edgar Wright asks them: "Are you guys brothers?"

Russell Mael: "Yes."

Edgar Wright: "How did you first meet?"

Ron Mael: "We are brothers."

"The Sparks Brothers" could've been one of those youtube GQ career discussions where a celebrity breaks down their hits and follies. Thankfully, it is more than that though I would've been just as entertained by listening to their career assessment. The wacky, highly theatrical American duo rock band from the late 1960's, who have been performing with no end in sight as of this review, are so exultant in their performances that you can't help but want to play along. Despite criticisms that they were a comedy band or performance artists more akin to Gilbert and Sullivan, or that they did not fit in to the mainstream in any way, it is arguably what made them stand out. The Sparks stood their ground and their creativity took them wherever they needed to go. The last thing you can ever say about them is that they sold out.

Their 1980's hit "Music That You Can Dance To" might qualify as their sell-out to the industry (and what better way to sell out than to have your song appear in an abominable BMX movie like 1986's "RAD") yet listening to the lyrics, the irony may fall on deaf ears since you can dance to it. Sparks (originally named Urban Renewal Project and later HalfNelson before changing it altogether to their current name) were heavily influenced by British bands like the Kinks and the Who and their desire, despite being true-blooded Americans, was to become a British band! That English vibe did not work for them yet their on-stage presence and their music had such vitality that you could easily groove and dance to it. There is a joy in their performance and their on-stage presence shows not just their infectiousness but also that they were in on the joke as well. Russell Mael was the fiery singer with a falsetto voice, and Ron Mael was the keyboardist with a Hitler-like (or Chaplin-like depending on who you ask) mustache and he often stares unblinkingly at the audience and the camera. 

The Sparks secured a cult following and after a few years they had a stunning Number 2 single called "This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us" from their breakthrough album "Kimono My House." Interestingly some of their album covers told their own stories and the band's name was not even in the front of their Propaganda album from 1974! Once they returned to America and felt they had to reinvent themselves, mostly their sound and their look, they transitioned into an early synthesizer pop sound thanks to their collaboration with Giorgio Moroder, the father of euro disco and electronic dance music. As aforementioned, the Sparks had an 80's hit yet their pop music was more of an affront to the standard pop. That had become their standard - to go beyond what was traditionally accepted in rock music form. A key to their strengths is that they went with their gut; they did not follow what was popular and in the ether in any decade. They were always reinventing themselves.   

"The Sparks Brothers" has the traditional talking heads of admirers and rock musicians alike, some of which don't get enough screen time (Flea, Steve Jones, Beck, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran) and others I could live without (Do we need a reminder that actor Jason Schwartzman's mother is Talia Shire who was in that abysmal "Rad"). The movie, directed with unbridled enthusiasm by fanboy Edgar Wright, employs more than ample footage of the band from the 70's onward and has the art pop duo (and all talking head interviews) in black-and-white while reminiscing about their past which is shown in color. At two hours plus and an overview of their 25 albums (they hope to make many more), we get a real sense of the camaraderie between the brothers and their upbeat attitude, the demise of their film projects with Jacques Tati and Tim Burton, and their inability to somehow crossover into the mainstream. There are no real insights into their private lives whatsoever, only the heady look at their discography and concert performances. It may be the way they want it and that is fine - this gloriously pleasing film is big enough for them.  

Do the next thing

MICHAEL DES BARRES: WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE? (2015)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

Many rock and roll legends had lives mired in drugs, some tragically. Too much hedonism may not be a good thing when you try to forge a path of responsibility towards a normal family life. That is the case of Michael Des Barres in the stunningly vivid, fast-paced and strictly focused documentary, "Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me to Be?" It is focused on Michael Des Barres through the five decades of being a movie actor and a formerly glam rock musician and all the hedonism he could handle until one day he said, enough was enough. Forget those R.A.D PSA's from the 1980's - this documentary should do the trick in how to survive the hurdles of rock and roll. 

Many friends and acquaintances are interviewed here discussing Des Barres' life, including Des Barres himself. I'd almost say that Des Barres is sufficient enough in telling his own story because he is a completely watchable, freakin' amazing presence (Don't believe me? Check him out in one shot of David Lynch's  "Mulholland Dr." for proof - he looks like a rock star dressed with a leather jacket and has no lines). Still it does help to hear validation for Des Barres' wild tales from an odd assortment of celebrities of all walks of life including Steve Jones (The Sex Pistols); actors Gabriel Byrne and Don Johnson (who let Michael stay in his home during financially strapped times); John Taylor (Duran Duran); film director Allison Anders (who directed him in "Sugar Town"); Ed Begley Jr.; Michael's first wife, actress Wendy Hamilton, and lastly Michael's second wife (ex-rock and roll groupie, actress, musician and author) Pamela Des Barres.

Michael's life ranges from being an actor in films like "To Sir, With Love" and hundreds of TV shows such as "Miami Vice," to his actual goal of being a famous rock and roll star as a lead vocalist. He fronted bands such as Silverhead (his first band), Detective, the Power Station and opened for many acts including KISS, Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Nazareth, among others. He was relentless in his pursuit of sexual conquests, even while married (gee, not many rock stars sexually restrained themselves in the 60's and 70s.) Eventually he literally set his sights on the rock and roll groupie Pamela Des Barres (one of the direct influences for the character Penny Lane in Cameron Crowe's film "Almost Famous"). Despite settling down with Pamela, he still pursued his sexual and drug addiction until he finally went cold turkey in 1981. Though the marriage did not last forever, they sired a son named Nick and, in one touching memory, the son had touched the screen when Michael performed at Live Aid (replacing Robert Palmer). 

I have seen quite a few rock documentaries over the years but none have hooked me into the power of rock itself, the indulgence of performing with an unremitting fiery passion, like seeing Michael Des Barres. Unintentionally or not, his hedonism seems to include the very act of performing as an undying love - an artist's need to create and share it with the world. That in itself is gratifying to witness and it is self -evident in his performance of "Sixteen and Savaged" which he sang for Silverhead. Director J. Elvis Weinstein lets Michael Des Barres be as honest as he wishes with his life, various anecdotes and some tidbits of backroom shenanigans (one involves the Rolling Stones, but many more deal with his cocaine addiction and alcohol). Also fascinating are his nobility roots - Michael is the 26th Marquis Des Barres! How often do you hear such info in a rock and roll doco about anyone?  

"Who Do You Want Me to Be?" is a captivating, thrilling biography of a man who came very close to mainstream success. From his grueling boarding school days and absent parents (father was in jail, the mother was "bonkers") to the several chances at fame and fortune he somehow missed, to the several TV and movie credits he amassed, the film never fails to keep our interest in this charismatic man (I am sure there are plenty other stories he hasn't told). A few of his friends feel Michael Des Barres missed his chance to match the glam rock power of David Bowie, or the suaveness of a Brit actor like Terence Stamp. Nope, Michael was just moving on to the next thing.

Supercriminals vs. a giant Starfish

 THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

Director James Gunn has a surefooted sense of humor, albeit humor that is completely bonkers and hitting-over-the-head-with-Harley-Quinn's-javelin type of humor but humorous nonetheless. I am no lover of Gunn's blood-soaked, inane and confused cult film "Super" though I do like his witty and upbeat "Guardians of the Galaxy." (Not seen "Movie 43" so don't ask). Blood-soaked with a hard, coarse R-rating is the name of the game with "The Suicide Squad" which is infinitely better than the by-the-numbers "Suicide Squad" from 2016. One of the saving graces of that film was Margot Robbie as the devious, devilish, hell-on-wheels Harley Quinn. This new sequel is funnier and insanely over-the-top with special-effects that are more than a little loopity loop and other colorful characters that are thankfully on an equal wavelength with Harley. A major plus.

Two Task Force X teams are sent to the fictional South American island known as Corto Maltese. Within this dangerous island that has military commandos is housed a lab known as Jötunheim, which looks like a straighter version of the Tower of Pisa. Within this lab are computer drives that contain information relevant to Project Starfish, a secret government plan involving an extraterrestrial starfish that decimated an astronaut crew. This starfish grows exponentially in size as it spawns smaller starfish that attach themselves to humans. More human hosts, bigger starfish that could be weaponized by some bad Corto Maltese heads of military against the U.S. and possibly the world. 

One Task Force X team fails to approach the island beyond its initial perimeter and they all die except for Harley Quinn (Robbie). Captain Boomerang (returnee Jai Courtney from the first "Suicide" film) is killed in addition to a creature named Weasel (less said, the better which adds to the wicked humor). The other Task Force X team is far more reliable which includes Bloodsport (Idris Elba), who is adapted with a metal suit that can adapt and shape shift weapons; a hilarious John Cena as the ironically named Peacemaker who is deadly with his guns and explosive bullets and is often mocked for wearing what appears to be a toilet on his head; the always hungry-for-humans-as-snacks King Shark (Sylvester Stallone) who has no friends and is literally an anthropomorphic shark; creepy David Dastmalchian as Polka-Dot Man who tosses colorful polka dots as weapons (not sure I can explain that power), and finally  Daniela Melchior as Ratcatcher 2, a millennial who sleeps too much and can summon rats from everywhere with a wand of sorts. These supervillains are joined by Colonel Flag (returnee Joe Kinnaman) who actually has more fun with the role this time than in the previous entry - he tries to keep these super criminals in line. Also on board from the original film is Viola Davis as Amanda Waller, the unforgiving head of the task force. 

What is a little amazing is how writer-director James Gunn keeps all these characters in balance without ever sacrificing anyone for limited screen time. Unlike the jumbled 2016 "Suicide Squad," this one focuses squarely and expands on its characters with enough background tidbits to make us root for them (there was no one to root for in the original film). Robbie holds her own as the maniacal Harley who is a fierce killer yet she also wants to be friends with the group's members, notably the reluctant Bloodsport. Bloodsport has a fear of rats and also has little hope for these misguided criminals on his team, not to mention friction with his expletive-laden daughter whom Waller might kill if he does not comply with the mission. We learn how Polka Dot Man acquired his condition through a viral exposure and how he sees his dead mother everywhere. Most thrillingly with some emotional heft is the backstory of Ratcatcher 2, who learned from her dad how to summon rats and how not to fear them.  

"The Suicide Squad" runs a bit long and is probably far too gratuitously violent yet it has chunks of profane and abrasive humor, inventive visual gags (the formation of intertitles within certain backgrounds is clever), stirring moments of escapism especially involving Idris Elba's Bloodsport and his literal cliffhanging moments, terrifically splashy music (Jim Carroll Band's "People Who Died" is the title opening song choice) and a very moving finish involving Ratcatcher 2 and Harley's sense of compassion over a dead character. The huge starfish that wrecks a Mexican town is so funny and so striking that you are not likely to forget it. An enjoyable romp that surprised even me.