BARBIE (2023)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
After watching the colorful, vibrant and thoroughly pleasurable "Barbie," I felt the need to have a delicious ice cream sundae. Yeah, there are movies like "Babette's Feast" and "GoodFellas" that make you feel hungry because they feature copious amounts of food. "Barbie" is not filled with 31 flavors of ice cream every few minutes but its delicate shades of pink and light strawberry colors in its art direction and production design, particularly of various Barbies' homes, will make you want ice cream. I am certainly not buying a Barbie doll after seeing it.
In a hilarious opening sequence and nod to "2001: A Space Odyssey," girls are seen in a rural region playing with baby dolls. Suddenly a monolith, well, actually Barbie herself (winningly played by Margot Robbie) appears, transfixes the girls who throw away and destroy their dolls - Barbie is the Second Coming. Then we venture into Barbie Land, an actual place that is practically all pink-colored featuring houses with no walls and landscapes that are as fake as anything in "Asteroid City." The Barbies all say hello to each other every morning, especially Robbie's Stereotypical Barbie. She starts her day floating down to her cute convertible and says hello to all the Kens, including the winsome Beach Ken (Ryan Gosling). Beach Ken is only happy when Barbie says hello to him. Beach Ken also surfs and other Kens mock him when his surfboard hits the plastic wave that makes him bounce off and fall right back on the beach. Beach Ken wants to have a night together with Barbie yet she is only interested in Girls Night where they all sing and dance to their hearts' content (naturally, Ken has no idea what spending the night actually entails). One night while Barbie is dancing with the others, she screams out, "Do you guys think about dying?" She tries to correct herself and the following day, she doesn't feel the same. Her feet become flat and, horror of horrors, she has cellulite! She consults the help of Weird Barbie (Kate McKinnon) who tells her to venture out to the Real World. Not if Ken can't come along!
It turns out that in the Real World, a sour-faced preteen named Sasha (Ariana Greenblatt), the presumed owner of the Stereotypical Barbie, might have infused an existential touch of mortality in her Barbie doll. It turns out that Sasha's mother (America Ferrera) actually had a hand in it since she is a Mattel employee and has played with Barbie dolls all her life. Just to be clear, Real World and Barbie World coexist and so Barbie and Ken show up as fish-out-of-water oddities in Venice Beach, California where Barbie discovers sexual misconduct like a man smacking her posterior. Meanwhile, the enthusiastic Mattel CEO (Will Ferrell) gets word of what is happening and hopes to put Barbie back in her box.
"Barbie" is shrewdly written by Greta Gerwig (also the movie's director) and Noah Baumbach and they bring on some inventive ideas about Barbie World, mainly that the women are all doctors, lawyers, astronauts and one is a Nobel Prize Winner while the men just cavort in the beach and surf while displaying their abs. Women have succeeded in this world yet in the Real World, they are not holding as many positions of power. When the CEO of Mattel is a male and all the associates are male (other than Ferrera who is simply a desk employee), the movie erroneously claims that women are not the success they are in Barbie World. This is a fallacy since our real reality shows women in powerful positions so it is unclear to me what the movie is trying to say other maybe our actual Planet Earth is not Barbie Land?
The movie also shuts itself down with the introduction of Ferrera when we want to know more about the daughter, Sasha, though of course Sasha doesn't play with Barbie dolls (she calls Barbie a fascist). Ferrera ventures with Sasha and Barbie back to Barbie Land which has been turned by Beach Ken into a man's paradise of horse iconography and fur. Yeech! There is a turning point when Ferrera has her speech about woman's place in society in terms of appearance and emotions that brings the movie back up to speed (it is quite a sobering speech and, you bet, it is pushing an agenda but the movie was leading up to it. It doesn't feel forced for all you anti-woke and anti-agenda folks). It also brings Barbie up to speed on her questionable worth as a person - where does she fit in with the other Barbies and in the Real World? These are much deeper questions than I expected for a Barbie movie.
"Barbie" is exuberant and often exhilarating, thanks in no small part to Robbie and the rest of the cast who bring their A game here. The script by Gerwig and Baumbach is witty, satirical, often hilarious and aims to bring out a full-throttle feminist tract into play. Still, I could have done with less singing from the Kens especially Gosling (far more dynamic here than any role I've seen him in) and less of the Kens' dull production number on the beach. Despite such misgivings, "Barbie" is superb entertainment and I was tickled pink by it and its pro-feminism views. Time to eat some ice cream.