Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
Robert Clouse's "Force: Five" is so darn funny for the first half-hour that it is hard to say if it was meant to be "intentionally" funny. I almost thought it was a parody of karate and/or kung-fu films and I thought I was right when Master Bong Soo Han (who was beautifully cast in the parodic "The Kentucky Fried Chicken Movie" playing the same role) appeared playing a Mr. Han-type villain who masquerades as a spiritual cult leader (to the cinematically uninformed, Mr. Han was the main villain in "Enter the Dragon"). The laughs almost continued when I saw a giant bull inside a maze chasing helpless victims. Tedium set in quickly after a man is pulled apart by ropes attached to a couple of vehicles, and this type of kill was later utilized rather tastelessly in 1986's "The Hitcher." Except for a few moments of alleged humor towards the climax, "Force: Five" feels like somebody hit the snooze button.
The main sticking point with an "Enter the Dragon" clone like this is that the five martial-arts fighters are not the most charismatic group (their introductions barely elicit a specific character trait.) Joe Lewis (in his film debut role) can punch and kick like no one's business yet he doesn't hold the screen when he starts talking. Neither does Benny Urquidez who does perform a few flying kicks. What's worse is that these fights are not staged very well and the timing is sometimes off. Worst sin of all is that this movie is directed by Clouse who helmed "Enter the Dragon" - geez, even his "Golden Needles" was superior to this and had a snappier pace. We get some unexciting fight scenes on an island that looks like an unspecified camping site. Most notable is the presence of Amanda Wyss as a senator's daughter whom Force Five is trying to rescue from this island - she has a vivid personality and sticks out from the rest of this amateurish cast. "Force: Five" is fatally hampered by its own mediocrity and lack of "intentional" humor.
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