INTERVIEW WITH LIANE CURTIS:
ALL ABOUT THE NONSENSE
By Jerry Saravia
Reprinted with permission by Steel Notes Magazine
Liane Curtis as April in Season One of “Sons of Anarchy”
And so it should be no surprise that Liane Curtis played April in a Season 1 episode of “Sons of Anarchy” and held her own with Katey Sagal. Her April character was to have a story arc that would have spread to Season 2. “My character of April was written out of Season 2,” exclaims Liane. “Brian van Holdt who played my ex-husband [Kyle Hobart] was offered a role in ‘Cougar Town’ [playing Bobby Cobb]. They scrapped the story. It happens in the business.” Don’t expect Liane Curtis to be too remorseful. It is the nature of the business and, in her words, it is all about nonsense. Talking to her is like talking to Randy in many ways yet Liane is far more self-confident and assured and deeply honest. She also loves birds – she has 5 indoor parakeets and 16 outdoor ones, 3 African grey parrots (one that you could clearly hear in the background), and 2 outdoor cockatiels. Who would’ve thought that some birds would take away attention from the big personality that is Liane.
As with any actor/actress, there were some extraordinary roles Liane wanted that never came to pass. Mary Elizabeth Manstrantonio’s role of Carmen in “The Color of Money,” the 1986 sequel to “The Hustler,” starring Tom Cruise and Paul Newman and directed by Martin Scorsese could’ve been played by Liane! Three call backs and a meeting with Scorsese seemed to seal the deal, yet the final call back with Paul Newman present was a no-go. “I was a nervous wreck, looking for my heels!” said Liane. There is no doubt that a role of this magnitude in a high-profile project could’ve turned things around.
Other roles Liane didn’t get were the 1985 film, “Sylvester”, where she would have played Melissa Gilbert’s role as Charlie opposite Michael Schoeffling (who of course appeared in “Sixteen Candles”) and Mariel Hemingway’s role opposite Peter O’Toole (“I was so in love with Lawrence of Arabia”) in “Creator,” another 1985 flick. Again, she doesn’t harbor much resentment, to which I added that she is part of “Sons of Anarchy” lore and, of course, the oft-talked about “Sixteen Candles.” And the 1989 cult black comedy “The Girlfriend From Hell?” “I enjoyed that shoot the most. A fun shoot that lasted 18 days and it came under budget a day early,” laughs Liane.
Fun facts for the most ardent Liane Curtis fans: Liane appeared but did not make the final cut of the “Sesame Street” pilot at the tender age of 4. Commercials were offered yet Liane always looked at her mother [Paulette Rubinstein, former actress as well as screenwriter, song writer, jazz composer] when the cameras were rolling (Note: Liane’s father, Jack Curtis, was a voice actor on “Speed Racer” and director and producer of “The Flesh Eaters”). Liane’s first job in L.A. was appearing in an episode from Season 1 of “Married With Children,” titled “Married Without Children” (no scenes were shared with Katey Sagal). Prior to that show, Liane’s first role was in John Sayles’ 1983 film “Baby, It’s You,” a role she got shortly after quitting high school. Liane also dubbed many foreign films into English, including “La Cage Aux Folles.” The 1993 flick “Benny and Joon” (starring Johnny Depp) is the only film in her career that has her full name ‘Liane Alexandra Curtis’ credited. “I wanted to try the three-name deal (not unlike her co-star Mary Stuart Masterson whom she described as nothing but sweet and empathetic) because I thought it would help things.” Also worth mentioning is her experiences making 1990’s “Kojak: None So Blind,” a TV-movie naturally starring Telly Savalas as the eponymous detective. Liane brought her son to the shoot and worked with a NY crew in especially brutal cold weather, starring alongside other TV vets such as Marcia Gay Harden and Andre Braugher. Last but not least in the list of fun facts is her role in another John Sayles flick, the wonderful 1984 comedy “The Brother From Another Planet.” This time, Liane’s behind-the-scenes antics were relatively subdued. “I was well-behaved on the set,” says Liane. “There was no audition and I was flattered to be asked to appear.”
But I would be remiss if I did not mention or ask Liane about the pop culture hit “Sixteen Candles.” Her role of Randy has hardly been mentioned by critics, if at all, and it is a glaring omission because her role of Samantha’s best friend is significant. Just as significant is the knowledge that Liane’s off-camera behavior was not treated with a glowing reception by some. “I jumped into the pool with my clothes on. I was hangin’ with the Teamsters,” says Liane. “Molly [Ringwald] was threatened by me. Whatever Molly wants, Molly gets,” states Liane who clarified that the late writer-director John Hughes fulfilled the redhead superstar’s every demand. It was a test of some measure of unwarranted superiority when Molly would lay claim to speaking French, which Liane spoke as well (remember, she translated foreign films). Molly’s father was an accomplished jazz pianist – Liane’s mother was a jazz composer. “I was a big personality!” (As a side note, Liane’s mother, Paulette, negotiated Carmen McRae her first record deal with a fella named Bob Thiele Sr. whose son Bob Jr. was the music supervisor on “Sons of Anarchy”).
Aside from the occasional film and/or TV role, Liane also plays bass guitar with her soon-to-be 18-year-old daughter, Jaq [short for Jacqueline], a singer, every Tuesday. Liane is also the founder of Vulcan A Productions, a company that since 2005 helped produce and distribute feature films, reality shows and scripted shows as well. Liane’s latest project in the film vein, not associated with Vulcan A, is “Terror Tales” which is to be shot in Colorado. Liane is mum about the horror film or her role yet imdb states it as “a wraparound story where a husband is taken on a ride from hell and is subjected to three horrific tales of terror while his family is held captive in an attached cargo trailer.” Clearly Liane will take on any role she is offered. But, in the end, she sums it up best: “All you need is a bed and a toilet. The rest is all about nonsense.”
Other roles Liane didn’t get were the 1985 film, “Sylvester”, where she would have played Melissa Gilbert’s role as Charlie opposite Michael Schoeffling (who of course appeared in “Sixteen Candles”) and Mariel Hemingway’s role opposite Peter O’Toole (“I was so in love with Lawrence of Arabia”) in “Creator,” another 1985 flick. Again, she doesn’t harbor much resentment, to which I added that she is part of “Sons of Anarchy” lore and, of course, the oft-talked about “Sixteen Candles.” And the 1989 cult black comedy “The Girlfriend From Hell?” “I enjoyed that shoot the most. A fun shoot that lasted 18 days and it came under budget a day early,” laughs Liane.
Liane in Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)
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| Liane (right) with Rosanna Arquette in Baby It's You (1983) |
Liane Curtis with Molly Ringwald in 1984’s “Sixteen Candles”
But I would be remiss if I did not mention or ask Liane about the pop culture hit “Sixteen Candles.” Her role of Randy has hardly been mentioned by critics, if at all, and it is a glaring omission because her role of Samantha’s best friend is significant. Just as significant is the knowledge that Liane’s off-camera behavior was not treated with a glowing reception by some. “I jumped into the pool with my clothes on. I was hangin’ with the Teamsters,” says Liane. “Molly [Ringwald] was threatened by me. Whatever Molly wants, Molly gets,” states Liane who clarified that the late writer-director John Hughes fulfilled the redhead superstar’s every demand. It was a test of some measure of unwarranted superiority when Molly would lay claim to speaking French, which Liane spoke as well (remember, she translated foreign films). Molly’s father was an accomplished jazz pianist – Liane’s mother was a jazz composer. “I was a big personality!” (As a side note, Liane’s mother, Paulette, negotiated Carmen McRae her first record deal with a fella named Bob Thiele Sr. whose son Bob Jr. was the music supervisor on “Sons of Anarchy”).
Aside from the occasional film and/or TV role, Liane also plays bass guitar with her soon-to-be 18-year-old daughter, Jaq [short for Jacqueline], a singer, every Tuesday. Liane is also the founder of Vulcan A Productions, a company that since 2005 helped produce and distribute feature films, reality shows and scripted shows as well. Liane’s latest project in the film vein, not associated with Vulcan A, is “Terror Tales” which is to be shot in Colorado. Liane is mum about the horror film or her role yet imdb states it as “a wraparound story where a husband is taken on a ride from hell and is subjected to three horrific tales of terror while his family is held captive in an attached cargo trailer.” Clearly Liane will take on any role she is offered. But, in the end, she sums it up best: “All you need is a bed and a toilet. The rest is all about nonsense.”


















