I remember Jill being very vulnerable...her emotions always on her sleeve...which makes her not only compelling but beautiful...I still smile when I think of her....
- Don Michael Paul on Jill Schoelen
THE BEST OF TIMES (1981) - An ABC pilot that never aired, it was meant to be a comedy-musical with a touch of "Laugh-In" added to its mildly amusing skits, peppered with meaningful monologues by teenagers breaking the fourth wall by talking to the audience. Intriguing enough, "The Best of Times" was left behind.
Told from the perspective of seven teenagers in California, hopscotching Jill Schoelen playing Jill (in her debut role) is the presumed lonely one of the bunch who mostly talks to her cat and dog, and hesitates going away to college (she wants to get married in a hot-air balloon). Still, she seems to cavort with her three girlfriends and is asked out on a date by Crispin Glover, who had a dream about asking her out. Suffice to say, her role as the sweet, husky-voiced girl next door-type had become standard-issue in some films for Jill long after 1989's "Cutting Class."
Crispin Glover says it best about teenagers: "Without us, there is no future." I would agree. He narrates the entire episode. Nicolas Cage (known at the time as Nicholas Coppola) mimics Stallone's Rocky in scenes where the famous pugilist punches slabs of meat, and mimics his own nerdy friend (it is funny in a way that only Nicolas Cage's wacky personality can allow). The rest of the teens are not nearly as memorable. The plus is we are left with Jackie Mason as a convenience store owner who is reluctant to buy empty soda bottles, culminating in a bizarre scene of syncopated rhythm with the young lads creating their own music by tapping on anything in the store. Talk about bizarre, there is a car wash montage set to the song "9 to 5" and several other dance numbers peppered with discussions on jeans, going off to war to become a man, a failing student smitten with her teacher, and much more.
"The Best of Times" is not great television nor will you remember much of it. It is fascinating, though, to see a young Nicholas Cage and a very youthful Crispin Glover, who tries very hard to be a normal teen who loves the Talking Heads. He almost succeeds.
- Don Michael Paul on Jill Schoelen
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By Jerry Saravia
In the late 1980's thru the 1990's, actress Jill Schoelen could've been a bigger movie star than Winona Ryder. After all, Ms. Schoelen recently disclosed in an interview with Fangoria magazine that she had been considered for two Steven Spielberg productions, "Back to the Future" and "Young Sherlock Holmes," and had been passed over for both. The films she did star in ranged from the sublime (The Stepfather, "When a Stranger Calls Back") to the standard slasher type (Cutting Class) to the patently absurd and horrifically misguided (Curse II: The Bite). To this day and with her attendance at recent horror conventions, she is regarded as a former scream queen yet she actually did fewer horror films than non-horror. We should not exclude her dramatic work in films and TV shows that Jill Schoelen fans often disregard (she also appeared on stage in plays such as "Hurlyburly" with Sean Penn and "Pepper Street"). One such film is "Not Again!", a romantic comedy that had no actual theatrical release (one reason I suppose that few have seen it aside from a showing at a film festival). Few have heard of 1992's "State of Mind," Jill's foray into Troma territory that saw no actual U.S. theatrical release - it was released on DVD in 2005.
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| Nicolas Cage (credited as Nicolas Coppola) and Jill Schoelen in "Best of Times" (1981) Courtesy of Jill Schoelen |
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Jill Schoelen (wearing a denim jacket) in the unreleased 1996 film, "Not Again!" |
This page is devoted to non-horror films (excepting the TV-movie "Chiller," which is hardly mentioned in the same breath as Wes Craven's "A Nightmare on Elm Street" or "People Under the Stairs") and some TV appearances that are not regularly mentioned in any capacity. Some nitpickers will notice no reviews for a 1983 TV-movie called "Happy Endings," a TV episode of "Sara" where Ms. Schoelen played Bill Maher's girlfriend (Maher had also appeared with Jill in "D.C. Cab"), or for an episode in the TV series, "The Heights" for good reason - no footage seems to be out there on youtube nor do I know anyone with a copy. Other nitpickers might wonder why there is no mention of "Babes in Toyland," the muted and occasionally diverting fantasy picture she made with Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves. Truthfully, "Babes in Toyland" is better-known than some of the other selections below. There are other surprises in here and some shockers, all in an yearly order.
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| Courtesy of Jill Schoelen |
Told from the perspective of seven teenagers in California, hopscotching Jill Schoelen playing Jill (in her debut role) is the presumed lonely one of the bunch who mostly talks to her cat and dog, and hesitates going away to college (she wants to get married in a hot-air balloon). Still, she seems to cavort with her three girlfriends and is asked out on a date by Crispin Glover, who had a dream about asking her out. Suffice to say, her role as the sweet, husky-voiced girl next door-type had become standard-issue in some films for Jill long after 1989's "Cutting Class."
Crispin Glover says it best about teenagers: "Without us, there is no future." I would agree. He narrates the entire episode. Nicolas Cage (known at the time as Nicholas Coppola) mimics Stallone's Rocky in scenes where the famous pugilist punches slabs of meat, and mimics his own nerdy friend (it is funny in a way that only Nicolas Cage's wacky personality can allow). The rest of the teens are not nearly as memorable. The plus is we are left with Jackie Mason as a convenience store owner who is reluctant to buy empty soda bottles, culminating in a bizarre scene of syncopated rhythm with the young lads creating their own music by tapping on anything in the store. Talk about bizarre, there is a car wash montage set to the song "9 to 5" and several other dance numbers peppered with discussions on jeans, going off to war to become a man, a failing student smitten with her teacher, and much more.
- Michael Zorek on working with Jill Schoelen in the film Hot Moves.
HOT MOVES (1984) - An average high-school-virgins-looking-to-get-laid sex comedy laced with a certain amount of sweetness. Not as foul or as gross as any of today's counterparts, the movie is still virtually indistinguishable from "Spring Break," "Fraternity Vacation, "Hot Dog: The Movie" (avoid that one at all costs) and countless others from the 1980's. More often than not, we get hot, nude blondes on the beach, Venice Beach activities that include weight lifting and breakdancing that seemed to have been lifted from a documentary (plainly put, they hardly mesh with footage of the actors), one teen seeking sex from someone who is not a prostitute, hornier-than-thou Barry (Michael Zorek), and little Julie Ann (Jill Schoelen) who doesn't want to just get in bed with her anxious boyfriend of six months, Michael (Adam Silbar).
Jill Schoelen's part is small but almost too good for a film like this - she is perceived as some sort of wholesome, morally correct angel. She has one terrific scene where she yells and smacks a sleazy guy who wants his way with her - it is in this scene where she really comes alive. Although I do not profess to know Jill Schoelen personally, I sense this Julie Ann character and her Stephanie Maine character (from "The Stepfather") are pretty close to the real Jill Schoelen. Perhaps, without sounding crude, she really liked to keep guys waiting so she could separate the wheat from the chafe.

CHILLER (1985)- Michael Beck is a cryogenically frozen man who has remained in an ice cube state for 10 years. His mother (Beatrice Straight) gets wind that he has awakened. Only problem is that the dog dislikes him and barks at him; he has an uncomfortable, very slightly incestuous hold on his cousin (Jill Schoelen); the local priest (Paul Sorvino) doesn't trust him; Beck treats one of the elder employees of the firm with disdain and causes him to have a heart attack, and the freezing chamber leaves the door open for a sequel.
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| Jill Schoelen in "Chiller"
"Chiller" is infrequently eerie thanks to Michael Beck who projects an enigmatic, untrustworthy quality. But his performance is one-note all the way and completely unsympathetic. It might have helped if some light was shed on who he was before he came back as some sort of inhuman monster. The cast does as well as it can with the material and director Wes Craven knows where to put the occasional shock to the system. When all is said and done, the movie fails to grip us and leave us with that chill to the bone. |
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| Jill Schoelen and Robert Blake in Hell Town |
HELL TOWN (1985 - Episode: "The People vs. Willy the Goat") - "Hell Town" is an NBC TV-series that barely lasted one season. Robert Blake played Father Noah ("Hardstep") Rivers, a scrappy former convict who is turned into a sappy, sentimental fool who need only finger point at the authorities to keep away from his precious parish and orphanage, that being St. Dominic. St. Dominic is in a rough part of town, which is why the show has its namesake. Father Noah is on a crusade to get drugs and crime out of the town he was brought up in.
In the "Willy the Goat" episode, there is a goat running around his parish. Lord knows that Father Noah can't get hold of him, nor can his nuns with names like Sister Angel Cakes. A boy is left on his church's steps by some unknown girl, who it turns out is a 14-year-old prostitute turning tricks for twenty dollars! Sound familiar? It is none other than Jill Schoelen as Shelley, who speaks in the third person a lot ("Nobody cares about Shelly. Shelly's got things to do"). She has a big emotional scene at the end with Father Noah and tries to reform herself, if only for her catatonic brother who blinks only when the goat is around."Hell Town" is Baretta without guns, only attitude. And it has a sentimental inclination by way of Father Noah. This particular episode is campy but still sort of watchable, if only for Robert Blake's tough-guy demeanor. The goat subplot simply gets old and repetitious but I suppose there are worse ways to spend 49 minutes.
THUNDER ALLEY (1985) - Hair metal bands do not impress me, they vex me. And a band that calls themselves "Magic" may be asking for trouble. Nevertheless, "Thunder Alley," a largely forgotten 80's flick (and still unreleased on DVD), has its moments amidst its relatively muted story and thin characters.
Roger Wilson ("Porky's") is Richie, an Arizona farm boy and aspiring guitarist/singer who reluctantly joins his friend Donnie's band (Donnie played by Scott McGinnis) - it is this band that is named Magic. Leif Garrett is the arrogant lead singer, Skip, who feels intimidated by Richie's guitar and songwriting skills. The band finds a tough-as-nails manager named Weasel (perfectly cast Clancy Brown) who has them go on tour, essentially to get out of town because the band is too good (better than the real-life band, Surgical Steel, who never produced an album). Depends on whom you ask because, aside from the song "Heart to Heart," Magic is a mediocre band that would not survive in any club on any given night but that is just my opinion. Along the way, we see the realities of the club scene that include ramshackle motels, rough cowboy types, sleazy managers, and drugs. Donnie becomes a cokehead but, and this seemed a little too unbelievable, none of the other band members partake, including Skip. Jill Schoelen has that standard girlfriend-type again (Richie's girlfriend, Beth) and she is not allowed to sing one note. This would have made a more interesting journey in hindsight had Schoelen's Beth aimed to be in a band and prove she was a better musician than Richie. As it is, she is just made to look pretty - a love object for Richie so he can come back to his farm and live the good family life. Richie's character does take a rather ridiculous turn towards the end that felt completely uncharacteristic. It is almost as if he tries to become Donnie by having a romp in the hay with a blonde groupie, but the writer-director J.S. Cardone botches it by not giving us enough time to absorb such an action from a goody-goody farm boy (J.S. Cardone later wrote the screenplay to the even more mediocre "The Stepfather" remake).
I am not a fan of the music in "Thunder Alley" but the movie is enjoyable enough on the surface. What makes it sing is Clancy Brown, who seems to occupy a real world of grit and hardcore reality. He saves the picture from drowning in its cliches and obligatory happy ending. Roger Wilson is pleasant enough, McGinnis provides a dose of tension, and Schoelen is simply appealing. Two years later came "Light of Day" and, despite the preposterous casting of Michael J. Fox as a rock n' roller, it felt more honest and alive.
Footnote: Of all the Jill Schoelen films discussed here, I have had the pleasure of meeting one member of the Jill Schoelen universe, Mitchell Bilus, who was the apprentice editor on this film.
GAMBLER (1988 - CBS Schoolbreak special episode) - A CBS Schoolbreak special's intent was to remind teens of the hazards of suicide pacts, driving while intoxicated, the impact of money on a marriage, coming out when you are gay, Nazism, racism and, in this example, gambling.
Nicholas Kallsen is Jim Jennings, a high-school football player who is deep into sports gambling. He is in so deep that he owes thousands of dollars! He tries to sell one of his prized trophies to no avail. Jim also has to use his car as collateral. How can a high-school kid keep piling up debt and keep it a secret from his parents and his girlfriend, Amy (Jill Schoelen)?
"Gambler" evokes its moral code rather simply yet lucidly. You still kinda wish Jim would get away with it, but this is not a Ferris Bueller at work here. George Dzunda adds a lot of spice as Jim's dad and they have a fascinating little moment where Jim confronts his dad about his own football pool at work - is that not a form of gambling too? At least here, the screenwriters aim for a little touch of complexity. Adding strong support is Troy Winbush as Ty, Jim's best friend; Jennifer Warren as Jim's mother (she had the best role of her life in 1975's "Night Moves"); journeyman actor Matt Clark as a sympathetic pawnshop owner, and Dan Florek ("Law and Order") adds grit with his smooth-talking loan shark. As for Jill Schoelen, she is, once again, the girlfriend-type. What's fascinating is that she is more of a gal pal - any time she sees Jim, they simply hug but never kiss. I know this was a schoolbreak special for kids, but not even one kiss?
MURDER, SHE WROTE (1989 episode - "Truck Stop") - I always found the irresistible Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher, the mystery novelist and amateur sleuth who can solve any murder, to be the main reason "Murder, She Wrote" worked. She made the show, and there were several guest stars throughout its run. I never bought the premise because most of the shows from the 80's seemed to think that real police detectives in the homicide unit were completely clueless ("Diagnosis Murder" being another example) yet mystery novelists somehow had a keen sense of solving real-life murders.
"Truck Stop" episode has Ron Karabatsos as Pete, a hard-bitten owner of a truck stop in the middle of the L.A. desert. Elizabeth Ashley is Pete's wife and truck stop waitress, Vera, and mother to her sassy daughter, Flora (Jill Schoelen), who dates dangerous, rebellious motorcycle enthusiasts. Enter author Jessica who is passing through with her friend (Mike Connors) who knows a thing or two about Vera. Before you can say, welcome back Mannix, there are three murders, a tape recorded confession, a lawyer from out of town with a surprising will beneficiary, and a lot of noirish, black-and-white flashbacks with Mike Connors' reliable narration.
Jill's character, Flora, is more of a wild card than her Stephanie Maine character from "The Stepfather." She disrespects her mother and father and takes money from the cash register without hesitation. This was further proof that Jill could play a bad girl, not just a nice, homely girl you would want to take home to meet your father (unless that father was a Motorhead fan).
The denouement is not a twist you haven't seen a million times but the cast makes it seem new all over again. Thanks to Elizabeth Ashley's token raspy voice and idyllic manner of holding a cigarette (she had appeared with Mike Connors in an episode of "Mannix" back in the day), she makes Vera very real and there is a heartbreaking quality to her performance. That and the movie-movie noir look give the episode a higher pedigree than most of the others.
"Truck Stop" episode has Ron Karabatsos as Pete, a hard-bitten owner of a truck stop in the middle of the L.A. desert. Elizabeth Ashley is Pete's wife and truck stop waitress, Vera, and mother to her sassy daughter, Flora (Jill Schoelen), who dates dangerous, rebellious motorcycle enthusiasts. Enter author Jessica who is passing through with her friend (Mike Connors) who knows a thing or two about Vera. Before you can say, welcome back Mannix, there are three murders, a tape recorded confession, a lawyer from out of town with a surprising will beneficiary, and a lot of noirish, black-and-white flashbacks with Mike Connors' reliable narration.
Jill's character, Flora, is more of a wild card than her Stephanie Maine character from "The Stepfather." She disrespects her mother and father and takes money from the cash register without hesitation. This was further proof that Jill could play a bad girl, not just a nice, homely girl you would want to take home to meet your father (unless that father was a Motorhead fan).
The denouement is not a twist you haven't seen a million times but the cast makes it seem new all over again. Thanks to Elizabeth Ashley's token raspy voice and idyllic manner of holding a cigarette (she had appeared with Mike Connors in an episode of "Mannix" back in the day), she makes Vera very real and there is a heartbreaking quality to her performance. That and the movie-movie noir look give the episode a higher pedigree than most of the others.
ADVENTURES IN SPYING (1992) - An innocuous time-waster at best with one of the strangest casts for a family movie ever. G. Gordon Liddy as a high-end drug dealer? Director Henry Jaglom's brother, Michael Emil, as a professor? Leather-jacketed hooligan Michael Bowen as a drunk assistant to Emil? And we also got Bernie Coulson (who had a small sympathetic role In "The Accused") as our small-town/fishing community hero, Brian, a newspaper delivery boy. He recognizes Liddy's drug dealer, presumed dead, who is alive and well and living in a big house next to the one that Julie Converse's family (Julie played by Jill Schoelen) is buying. Perfect opportunity for Coulson to photograph Liddy and to prove to the newspapers that this notorious criminal is alive and well. Jill almost plays a Nancy Drew-type to Coulson's Hardy Boys-type. I shouldn't leave out the always watchable Seymour Cassel as the cop who believes Liddy is alive (Cassel also appeared as the Pops owner in "There Goes My Baby").
The movie gets sillier as it ends with a minor shoot-out on a boat and Coulson pretending to be his younger brother (a cringe-worthy moment). The movie aims for a comedic bent on the thriller genre by way of "Rear Window" and "Body Double" mixed with juvenile tactics, notably Julie successfully making Bowen drunk and having him admit to his "extracurricular activities" with the professor. Not bad for a Saturday afternoon viewing, provided it is raining and if you live in Connecticut or Gig Harbor, Washington, which is where this was filmed.![]() |
| Jill Schoelen as Courtney in Rich Girl |
RICH GIRL (1991) - Advertised as a "Pretty Woman" for the 90's in its VHS debut (when in fact there was already a "Pretty Woman" for the 90's), "Rich Girl" is more of a 50's melodrama where the rich girl from a Bel Air mansion in California wants to make it on her own, without the aid of her demanding father (Paul Gleason) who practically owns Bel Air. Jill plays Courtney, the poor little rich girl who settles for a job as a waitress at Rocco's, a low-grade nightclub where a blue collar, Springsteen-type lead singer (Don Michael Paul) becomes smitten with her, and vice versa. By the way, Courtney seeks other jobs, like a secretarial position, but she can't type worth a damn. And since her father breaks off any financial ties with her (well, not completely), I wondered how she was able to afford an apartment for more than 1,000 dollars a month. And there is also the matter of breaking off an engagement to her cheating fiance (Sean Kanan, playing a far more insidious character than in "Karate Kid Part III").
"Rich Girl" barely had a chance at theaters. It opened in over a 1,000 theaters (more than "There Goes My Baby" which was given even less of a push), was ubiquitously advertised but it sank without a trace with one of the lowest per-screen averages ever. This reminds me of Jill's superior effort released earlier that same year, the postmodernist horror/slasher flick "Popcorn" that in some markets bypassed first run cinemas completely and was booked directly into second run/discount cinemas (according to IMDB).
"Rich Girl" is the kind of movie you love to hate or hate to love. Its redeeming features are few but almost enough to warrant a viewing. Ron Karabatsos has ample charm and real-life grit as Rocco (he played Jill's father in the "Murder, She Wrote" episode), more of a real father figure to Courtney than her own father. There is spectacular support from former Runaway band member Cherie Curie, playing the back-up singer who is thrown to the wind due to her endless coke-sniffing.
My main issue is that very film directors knew how to handle Jill Schoelen. One critic made a snide remark that "she had the personality of coral" (according to Rita Kempley of The Washington Post). I wouldn't go that far but it is a blander part than she had in even "Hot Moves." Schoelen's Courtney shows that she loves the lovable rocker but her performance is light on other shadings (that may be more of a screenwriting fault than her own). Schoelen does hold her own in her two brief scenes with the late Paul Gleason. "Rich Girl" is merely OK, light fare but it needed a lift and a real shot of adrenaline. Still, part of me says that this movie is disarming and relatively entertaining, and another part of me wants to gag.
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| Jill Schoelen and Lisa Gaye in State of Mind STATE OF MIND (1992) - This review says it all |
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| Jill Schoelen as Babette in There Goes My Baby THERE GOES MY BABY (1994) - Floyd Mutrux's "There Goes my Baby" is full of cliches and aims to hit every note known to people who graduated high school in the 1960's. And it works beautifully because it strikes notes of nostalgia and adds counterpoint - an affluent, practically all-white high school that has reality slapping its face. Vietnam hits home, as one is ready to go to war (Rick Schroder) and another had a brother who died in the war (Shon Greenblatt). One student, Mary Beth (Lucy Deakins), refuses to listen to her conservative parents, hoping to attend the progressive Berkeley. Noah Wyle is the poet and realist, Finnegan, who is honest about everything he does and says, whether remaining silent about his relationship to his girlfriend, Tracy (Kristin Minter), or torching a soldier statue outside his school as protest against the war. Delmot Mulroney is Pirate, the guy who longs to play his guitar and fondle his girlfriend, Sunshine (Kelli Williams), yet sees little else in his future aside from driving thru Route 66. The sole black student, Calvin (Kenneth Ransom) who gets a scholarship to Princeton, has his own realities to face, namely family members who are getting harmed during the dreadful Watts riots of 1965. Jill Schoelen is Babette, a singer in love with the Crystals band who wants a spot on the show Shindig! Flower power, abortion, hippies, sex, rock and roll gig at the Shindig, riots, violence, war, burning your draft card and Pops Paradise, the hangout cafe, is about to replaced by a shopping mall - seems like this is the movie that "More American Graffiti" should have been. |
As written and directed by Floyd Mutrux ("The Hollywood Knights"), "There Goes My Baby" has dialogue that seems a bit forced at times - there is a lot of talk from the elders about Vietnam being a "police action" and World War II being a real war. The implied message is that Vietnam is a war you go fight for because it is your patriotic duty. The real war seems to take place in the streets, whether it is on a high-school campus or in Watts (as observed by Stick's father played by J.E. Freeman, who feels the blacks should go fight in the jungles of Vietnam which is where they are from. Such a line of dialogue may make some cringe but it shows the narrow-mindedness).
Interestingly, as stilted as the adults sound in this film (Andrew Robinson's line about communism for one), the younglings seem fresh and animated about their lives - they see a future that the adults do not see. Kelli Williams is like a delicate flower in this film - her thoughts on the importance of "I Love Lucy" on her life will make the most jaded person tear up. She expresses pure love, and smiles when she is sad. Noah Wyle's Finnegan merely wants change and hopes that poetry will lead the way of the future. Lucy Deakins' Mary Beth is a realist who wants her conservative parents to wake up.
Where does that leave Jill Schoelen? She is a dynamo in this movie - she struts, she sings, she curses, she flips her fellow classmates the bird, etc. But like most of the characters in this film, at 95 minutes plus, you do wish you saw more of them. Most of the situations are truncated, perhaps due to excessive trimming by the now defunct Orion Pictures - who knows. Robert Altman could have mastered a mosaic like this with more cunning and more flair.
"There Goes My Baby" ends with a tinge of sadness, not just about losing your own high-school friends and moving on to adulthood, but about facing an uncertain future that will get progressively uglier (assassinations of political leaders, Nixon and Watergate). The sadness is that they do not know, and we wonder how they will deal with it. Don't think twice, it's all right.
Footnote: Director Floyd Mutrux has written two Broadway jukebox musicals, "Baby, It's You!" and "Million Dollar Quartet," both of which Jill Schoelen had been actively involved in as a producer.
Jill Schoelen has a very brief role as Becky Garfield, future sister-in-law to the naive Ilene (Liz Vassey). Jill has worked with Allan Miller before in the TV movie "Billionaire Boys Club." A tight, droll, engaging episode though I think I prefer "Murder, She Wrote" in general.
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| Jill Schoelen as Yalena in She Kept Silent |
SHE KEPT SILENT (2004) - "She Kept Silent" is proof that past directors did not know what they had with Jill Schoelen. She plays a sullen mother named Yalena who takes a taxicab to a train station on a cold night. When she wipes the foggy cab window, she is reminded of her son who wiped the foggy window at their home. When Yalena sees some guys playing basketball, she is reminded of her son also playing basketball. It was on that day, inside of some basement workshop, that we see Yalena who planned on leaving her abusive, alcoholic husband and presumably wanted her son to go with her. The husband lets her leave, but not with her son. She is torn, conflicted.
Jill Schoelen displays textured sullenness with her added vulnerability - she is as unglamorous here as she was in "When a Stranger Calls Back" and never displays that trademark smile. Though the film is short, director Svetlana Cvetko gives us a glimpse of a withering, soulful mother who wants her son back. The question is: will she ever get him back? Is she running away at the end? This short is so damn good that you wish it would go on longer than 10 minutes.






















