Crimson Bolt wins, ugh, again

SUPER (2011)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

I always give credit where credit is due. Independent films always aim to tell their stories in ways that would never pass muster in a Hollywood movie. So I knew that "Super" was not going to be an average superhero comic-book movie, but I did not expect a sadistic, mean-spirited film with a conversely odd stance on violence. That is not to say that there are not things I did enjoy but, as with some presumably anti-violence pictures, it wants to have its cake and eat it too.

Rainn Wilson is Frank, a short-order cook who has been humiliated for most of his life by bullies. He is an odd duck right from the start, and you might think he is a virginal nerd with no prospects. Frank is actually married to Sarah (Liv Tyler), a recovering drug-addict who Frank thinks has been kidnapped by a drug dealer and dangerous criminal (Kevin Bacon, who is priceless). What will Frank do? He dons a badly stitched-together red costume and a wrench and becomes, wait for it, the Crimson Bolt. What does the Crimson Bolt do? He waits for crime by hiding behind dumpsters. When he catches a drug deal or witnesses sexual abuse of minors, the Bolt hits the "evil" perpetrators on the head with a wrench. And God forbid you should butt in on a long line to the movie theater - he will grab that wrench and hit you on the head. This joke is repeated far too many times, to the point that you think Frank is enjoying bashing peoples' heads in. 

That is part of the sneaking problem with "Super" - it is really not about a humiliated and neurotic man. He is actually a psychopath! Just when you think that his motives are to hurt people he deems as evil rather than kill them, enter Libby (Ellen Page), a comic-book store employee who knows and admires Frank for what he does. She decides to become his sidekick named Boltie. Libby dons a costume as well, and she believes she is supposed to kill the bad guys, or the guy who keyed her friend's car, and she enjoys it too! So we got two psychopaths! One would be enough.

"Super" could be taken as a dark fantasy masquerading as a black comedy. But the movie's extremes, especially in the last half of the film, are too vicious and hardly comical. There is a movie in here somewhere about how Frank is inspired by a Biblical superhero to do away with evil, and how having sex makes him throw up as opposed to committing acts of violence that he justifies as a "chosen" righteous avenger. He does it to save Sarah but the elements of cruelty and his savagery (including the use of pipe bombs and sharp knives, a la Wolverine, when he decides to start killing people) made me want to gag. It seems that writers today feel graphic, bloody violence can solve everything, even an underdeveloped screenplay. The violence perpetrated by Frank (which is meant to be taken seriously, unlike most comic-book movies) has to stem from the character and not feel perfunctory.

Rainn Wilson shows sympathy and gentleness as Frank in the movie's bookends but in between, the guy belongs in a mental hospital. What motivation is there for bashing a guy's head in for butting in line? And Ellen Page as Libby/Boltie laughs so maniacally and kills with such glee that she makes Mallory from "Natural Born Killers" look relatively sane. At least with Oliver Stone's film, we understood where Mallory was coming from. Libby's motivations lack clarity - who is this girl who gets positively horny when wearing her costume and practically rapes Frank? Or does she? It is hard to tell for sure.

"Super" is never boring, has some decent performances (though Michael Rooker is severely wasted as a henchman) but it is never clear what it wants to be. Director James Gunn (who had his roots in Tromaville) starts off with an ingenious, satirical idea - deconstructing and conveying reality in the world of comic-book movies - that plays for laughs, but then he segues into cruel violence that is not played for laughs. And we come away thinking that we are supposed to empathize with a nutcase who thinks God speaks to him (and the irony of this is never played out) and justifies any violent action he performs. Then the movie tries to trick me into sympathizing with him because he is trying to rescue his wife. At the same time, we are asked to excuse his violent temper, no matter how heinous. You just can't have it all three ways.    

The grass is always greener in St. Issacs

SAVING GRACE (2000)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

Wistful, cheery and eccentric are three words that come to mind while watching director Nigel Cole's "Saving Grace." This was the latest in the "eccentric villagers" comedy staple, set forth by in the riotous "The Full Monty" and culminating in the endearing if uneven "Waking Ned Devine." The difference in "Saving Grace" is that the villagers are even more wistful, cheery and eccentric, thanks to a particular type of plant.

Grace (Brenda Blethyn) is one of those villagers, living in the overcast, affable fishing village of St. Issacs in Cornwall. Grace is a recent widow who gets a lot of emotional support from her fellow neighbors. The problem is that she is liable to lose her home and all her possessions, including a rented lawnmower, thanks to her husband's financially risky ventures and ploys. What can Grace do? She has no money and no job skills, but she is fairly adept at maintaining her garden.

This springs an idea in her charming gardener, Matthew (Craig Ferguson, who co-wrote the film, and is now the regular talk show for you-know-what), who is something of a marijuana specialist. He grows his own pot plants at the vicarage, and decides to start a joint business venture with Grace by growing several plants in her greenhouse. This leads to the film's funniest surprise where the greenhouse is lit with dozens of bright lamps each night, leaving an ethereal glow in the sky that keeps the villagers entertained in anticipation. One of them mistakenly sees it as a sign from God.

Still, since marijuana is illegal, how does one escape notice from the local police chief? And what about the agency that is ready to buy out her precious house? And what about the shady drug dealers in London who are skeptical of Grace's economical enterprise, including the dangerous yet suave Jacques (Tcheky Karyo, memorable as the icy agent in "La Femme Nikita")?

"Saving Grace" is mostly a one-joke comedy, and the ending is false and unnecessary. Still, there are enough bright moments, a generous dose of laughs, and some perfectly-timed one-liners to compensate for what is essentially a wittier toke, er, take on Cheech and Chong. It is also a pleasure to see Brenda Blethyn more restrained than usual (considering her over-the-top turn in "Little Voice"), and always an undeniable pleasure to see Phyllidia Law (Emma Thompson's mother) as a giddy shopkeeper. The characters are all as wistful, cheery and eccentric as you can imagine, but they do deliver a smile on your face after it is all over. I suspect for most viewers who loved "Waking Ned Devine," a smile may be enough.

WHAM! BAM! HOLY SCHUMACHER!

BATMAN FOREVER (1995)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

Tim Burton created nihilistic, nightmarish versions of "Batman." Joel Schumacher added neon and garish bright colors that give one the impression of an update of the Batman TV show, amped up with superfluous and unwatchable color schemes. "Batman Forever" is not awful, and when I first saw it, I enjoyed it well enough but it is an empty, synthetic carnival ride of a movie.

Part of the problem is the horrendous casting of Val Kilmer as Batman/Bruce Wayne. As Bruce Wayne, he looks like a nerd with glasses who looks too fragile to survive in Wayne Manor or the Batcave. As Batman, he isn't bad but somehow not as suited to the Batsuit or the Bat nipples as Michael Keaton was.
Tommy Lee Jones gives the same performance he did in "Natural Born Killers" as Two-Face, a former district attorney who becomes a freak after acid burns half his face - he decides on a violent action by flipping a coin. Jim Carrey is at his zingiest and rubbery best here as the Riddler. And it is a welcome sight to see Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian, a psychologist who becomes Bruce Wayne's love interest and has a keen interest in Batman's duality.

The movie drives at full-throttle overload with various action-scenes and overdone special-effects, especially the absurd climax involving a brainwave-collecting device. The villains steal the show while Batman's prowess and Bruce Wayne's past is kept to a minimum. And even more distracting is the appearance of Robin, the Boy Wonder (Chris O'Donnell), the former trapeze artist who becomes Batman's ally.

"Batman Forever" is too loud, too silly, too much-ness, as if Joel Schumacher is worried about his audience falling asleep. The movie is watchable and fast-paced enough but it is not as stimulating as the original 1989 film or as dark and subterranean as "Batman Returns" (though one can be thankful that this entry is not as unappetizing either). I suppose it will do for fans of the 1960's TV show, but not for fans of the Dark Knight graphic novels.

Ed Gein is back!

DERANGED (1974)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

In the 1950's, Ed Gein, a Wisconsin farmer, killed people from a nearby town and wore their skins, sometimes dressing up other corpses. He would also use human flesh to dress up furniture. Gein was rather inept at keeping his murders secret and was eventually caught by the police. Ed Gein has been the subject of many horror films ever since, including "Psycho" and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." "Deranged" is another example, a low-budget shocker with a documentary feel that proves rather cumbersome.

Roberts Blossom plays Ezra Cobb, a farmer who lives with his sickly, dying mother. She dies in her bed (violently spewing blood from her mouth) after telling him to trust only one woman in town for company. Poor Ezra is all alone since his best friend has always been his mother. Dear mother is buried, and now Ezra has an empty house to live in. One day, Ezra's neighbors tell him about the wonderful world of obituaries and Ezra, who has never heard of an obit, jokes about digging up bodies and removing their limbs and heads. The neighbors laugh but Ezra is not treating this as a laughing matter. He digs up his old mother and begins to patch up her skinless body with the skins of other dead people. Then he decides to get fresher skins and, well, you guessed it. Poor old Ezra decides to go after young women, including a barmaid that the old townsfolk ogle over. There is also the woman his mother recommended for company and possibly marriage, mainly because this woman is fat! The latter is significant in that Ezra's mother has always taught him that women are evil because they are lustful creatures, and possibly because the slender-build type are the ones to watch out for. Fat women are not as desperate for sex, or so Eza thinks.

"Deranged" is so low-budget that the mother's funeral, shot very tightly so that we see lamps symmetrically composed on each side of the coffin, is obviously not inside a real funeral home. But low-budget constraints have never bothered me too much (being that I pursued similar interests in making feature-length films with zero budget). The look of "Deranged" is rather foreboding, showing a desolate town where evil hardly seems present. That is what makes some sections of the film disturbing, and Roberts Blossom's scenery-chewing role as the lonely, banal Ezra contributes to the minimalist horror (Blossoms you may recognize as the strange neighbor in "Home Alone"). I was also glad to see very few gory murders in the film, and the blood we do see is the kind of orange red color from Hammer horror films. The murder of a hardware store female clerk is especially troubling to watch, mostly because the girl is so sweet and innocent but also because Ezra shows such a detachment from pointing a rifle at her. Some other murders do not work as well, such as the murder of the barmaid which is almost too campy. Also the murder of a psychic lady who lost her husband in a car crash is too hysterical to take seriously.

The problem is the film's narrator (identifying himself as Tom Sims, a newspaper columnist, and played by actor Leslie Carlson), who is often present in the scenes where he tells us what Ezra is thinking. The approach is to show that the story is real but the narrator also claims to be have been a reporter of the story (which is obviously not true). Occasionally, we see freeze-frames, a stylistic docudrama trick ever since 1960's "Murder, Inc.," but these devices often prove more distracting than necessary. The subject alone is grisly enough.

"Deranged" is not bad at all and worthwile for all horror film completists, or those who have an unending fascination with Ed Gein (count me among them). Though this is not as disturbing as later documents of sick and diseased minds of serial killers, it is finally Roberts Blossom's performance that will stay with you long after the film is over.

Cusack's anarchic, bewildered, off-kilter comic spirit

BETTER OFF DEAD (1985)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

There is no easy way to describe or digest "Better Off Dead" except to say it is a low-key, highly outrageous cartoon that has no specific antecedents. In other words, there is nothing to compare it to, except maybe Hal Ashby's "Harold and Maude" and even that is a mute, debatable comparison at best.

John Cusack is Lane Meyer, a high-school student who is dumped by his girlfriend (Amanda Wyss) after trying out for a ski competition. Lane is so depressed that his clumsy suicide attempts make him feel even lower, or maybe they help him see the light. His parents do not listen to his problems. Lane's mother (Kim Darby) is in her own world of making food recipes that would make anyone gag, whereas his father (David Ogden Stiers) is concerned about the black Camaro on their front lawn that hasn't been driven in months. To make matters worse, Lane's little brother (Scooter Stevens) is very likely an evil genius with his wooing older, Playboy-like women, and creating a space shuttle (!) out of spare appliance parts. I also cannot forget to mention the Asian kids who mimic Howard Cosell and entice Lane to race them on the road, or the next-door neighbors with their French foreign-exchange student (Diane Franklin) who keeps her eye on Lane. Ah, and the merciless paper boy who wants his two dollars.

"Better Off Dead" is based on the actual experiences of the film's writer-director Savage Steve Holland. Savage Steve Holland has claimed in an interview that he did go through a bad breakup, and that there was an attempt at hanging himself in the garage only to be interrupted by his mother, not to mention a kid demanding his two dollars for his paper route. The movie, though, is mostly a fragmented series of comical skits that are repeated and delivered with the expected payoff each time, such as Lane's suicidal attempts or the dreaded snowy hill which Lane is trying to vainly succeed at skiing without falling. There are two claymation sequences with burgers that is so loony, it will make you laugh. Kim Darby's raisin-sludge might make some vomit.

The movie has a randomness and anarchic, off-kilter comic spirit that is far removed from any of the practically homogenized 80's teen comedies. Not all of "Better Off Dead" works but it proves that John Cusack, when not propped up as a romantic leading man, lends to the chaos with his uncertainty and discomfort in an absurd, strange universe. Makes one wonder why nobody considered casting him as Holden Caulfield. That is okay because "Better Off Dead," in its themes of alienation and not fitting in to his environment, is Cusack's Holden Caulfield.

The real metalstorm was Iron Maiden

METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED-SYN (1983)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

I hope Kelly Preston got a decent paycheck

"Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn" is not a movie - it is constructed out of leftover mechanical parts from "Star Wars" and leftover dusty vehicles that were deemed unacceptable in "The Road Warrior." This film was released during the heyday of the rebirth of 3-D in the early 80's. This film and "Spacehunter" and the abominable "Jaws 3-D" and the equally ludicrous "Amityville 3-D" gave 3-D a bad name.

"Metalstorm" is concerned with dusty sand buggies, characters walking for an eternity from one sandy hill to another, and endless shots of slightly low-angle dusty roads (a rule of thumb in car chases, the less you see of the road without the vehicle in the shot, the better). There is a hero known as Dogen, a Ranger without the slightest hint of personality; an early performance by Kelly Preston who is more animated than anyone else in the cast; Richard Moll (yep, the guard from TV's "Night Court") as some sort of 7-foot-tall warrior and, to boot with the Road Warrior comparisons, Michael Preston who was terrific in "The Road Warrior" and here plays the villainous Jared-Syn. Added to this incoherent mess are vehicles that explode when they flip over sand dunes, cheesy special-effects featuring flying motorbikes and nothing approaching anywhere near the level of sense. This is supposedly a post-apocalyptic future but little explanation is given as to what sort of pre-post-apocalyptic world this was, aside from the visual look of a western that was filmed in a backlot somewhere in La-La land. Jared-Syn's purpose is also senseless - he is interested in crystals and in entering another dimension, and uses nomads wearing gas masks to do his bidding to do....WHAT????? The 3-D effects are a non-issue since I never had the pleasure to watch this zero-dimensional crap in three dimensions.

There is one nifty surprise in this cobwebbed labyrinth of stupidity and that is Tim Thomerson as Rhodes, a mercenary-of-sorts who becomes Dogen's ally. He is such a gruff, wonderful presence (best known for "Trancers") that you kinda wish the filmmakers gave him the role of Dogen. The movie hints at that idea when we see a head-bandaged Rhodes offering Dogen and Miss Preston a ride back to town. It is a fun scene and it is, dammit, at the very end of this travesty.

Mr. Coffey fell out of the sky

THE GREEN MILE (1999)

Reviewed by Jerry Saravia

(originally written in 1999)

The Stephen King books that usually adapt well to the screen are the melodramas. Sure, in terms of horror, we have had "Carrie" and "The Dead Zone," yet often they are so ludicrous ("Maximum Overdrive") and badly shaped that they come across as pale echoes of their literary counterparts. "The Shawshank Redemption" was one major exception to the rule, as well as "Stand By Me" (both adapted from the "Different Seasons" book). "The Green Mile" is based on a six-part novel from 1996, once again focusing on a prison setting (as did "Shawshank"), and once again directed by Frank Darabont, who also helmed "Shawshank." It may not be as moving or as deeply profound as "Shawshank," but it will do.

"The Green Mile" begins with a old man at a nursing home who weeps when he watches Fred Astaire singing "Cheek to Cheek" in "Top Hat." The reason for his distress is outlined in a flashback to an Alabama prison in the 1930's where he worked as a prison guard. Tom Hanks plays death-row guard Paul Edgecomb, who has a urinary tract infection he tries to keep hidden. There are other guards in this pristine-looking yet ominous, lime-colored prison such as David Morse (once the gentle, bird-like doctor in TV's "St. Elsewhere") as the imposing second-in-command, the clean-cut kid (Barry Pepper, best remembered as the Biblical sharpshooter in "Saving Private Ryan"), and the past master guard (Jeffrey DeMunn) who's seen it all. There is also the ambitious, mean, sadistic guard, Percy Wetmore (Doug Hutchinson), who has no qualms about taunting the prisoners or killing mice. One mouse in particular that has the guards in awe is adopted by a prisoner named Delacroix (Michael Jeter), and the rodent is thus named Mr. Jingles.

One day, a massive bulk of a man named John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) is brought in for the crime of killing two young girls. He seems like a sweet man, afraid of the dark, and takes a liking to Mr. Jingles. Paul Edgecomb doubts the man is capable of violence, especially when John's hands glow mysteriously and heals Paul's infection. But nobody has heard of Mr. Coffey. "He fell out of the sky," says John's former lawyer (Gary Sinise, in an outstanding cameo).

"The Green Mile" spends an inordinate amount of time expounding on the daily routines of the guards - their camaraderie, how they bring in the prisoners, their respectful treatment of them, and the preparations for the inevitable executions (there are two of them in the film, and they are quite disturbing). All this is as powerfully executed, no pun intended, as anything in "The Shawshank Redemption," and the performance by Hutchinson reinforces that. His character, Percy, has a killer instinct but he can also be scared and taunted - it is a twisty, fascinating character.

The major fault with "The Green Mile" lies with the tedious bookends showing an older Edgecomb, and it feels like writer-director Darabont is vying for the same emotion as "Saving Private Ryan." No sale, and it is an unwanted distraction that detracts from the more powerful moments in the film. Another fault lies with the enormous sobbing scenes that actor Michael Clarke Duncan is required to do - every scene he's in, he's teary-eyed. Duncan could have used some moments of silence so that we would not know what to think of such a gentle giant. On the other hand, director Darabont aims to make every moment as dramatic as possible, cued with stretches of Thomas Newman's musical score, making every scene far too self-important. I've said it before and I will say it again - restraint is occasionally an admirable trait.

Though it does not match the power of Darabont's "Shawshank," "The Green Mile" has a few great scenes in what is otherwise a middling, semi-laborious film that plays it safe, and would have benefitted from some screenplay deletions. But in an era where there are so few good Stephen King films, "The Green Mile" is a step in the right direction.